Agony! Far more painful than yours, When you know she would go with you If...– Rapunzel’s Prince from Into The Woods (via happywhoviansquirrel)
nickmooregasm: Hi I’m Ted Allen, welcome to Chopped! Please open your baskets. And your first ingredient is: Plain old cabbage Your second ingredient is: 2 plastic bags The third ingredient is: A young rhesus monkey And your final ingredient is: Some reams of paper Ooooh that last one is going to trip up some of our competitors. LOL oh my, the accuracy…
Snape: Where did the poster of headmaster Zefron go?!
Umbridge: I don't care for Zac Efron. Taylor Lautner is my man.
Snape: What do you want, you horrid bitch?!