July 2012
Listen
My Chemical Romance’s ‘Blood’, but with speed and pitch increased. I can’t stop laughing.
ARI AND KEAVY, YOU BETTER SEE THIS
June 2012
So I get on facebook and what do I find?
Homophobes.
Homophobes everywhere.

Get on facebook!
i hate that placeeeee
but ok ok because ily
Things I Say While Driving.
- Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me: What the fuck are you doing? What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit? Why?
- Me: Do you WANT me to hit you because I fucking will DO NOT TEST ME.
- Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: Nope, roof rack.