THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
{ Team StarKid }

Do the tides command this ship?

The truth is out there.

I don't want to hurt you, but I will if I have to.

That's no moon, it's a space station.

We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

To define is to limit.

I called him a miserable old fool.

I have many skills.

She must suffer to her last breath.

I have abandoned my child.

Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever.

The Force is strong with this one.

Well, I think you all look perfect.

Sure. Fine. Whatever.

Groovy.

Wiggle your big toe.

I have plenty of theories.

To protect the world from devastation.

Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.

You know much that is hidden oh Tim.

Better call Saul.

Mulder, it's me.

The sad truth is the truth is sad.

I owe you a bushel of apples.

I'll swallow your soul.

Three very short men were carrying a large, flat piece of wood, painted to look like a living room.

Deny everything.

You can't stop the signal, Mal.

We're here. We're queer. We want to get married on the ocean.

I could be wrong but I believe Diversity is an old, old wooden ship used during the civil war era.

Dude, I gotta go Disco.

I've just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead in thirty seconds.

The world is quiet here.

Got it memorized?

chuckquizmo:

i think i saw a straight person once but it might have been lettuce 

(Source: hokeyfright)

forever-pretty-awkward:

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

i aM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP

forever-pretty-awkward:

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

i aM LAUGHING SO HARD HELP

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information


Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

ravenhauntedforests:

Nothing can live up to this kind of quality.
*~**~X-FiLeS fO eVa*`**`~~
*~*x*MuLdEr & sCuLlY rEpReSeNt~*~*

ravenhauntedforests:

Nothing can live up to this kind of quality.

*~**~X-FiLeS fO eVa*`**`~~

*~*x*MuLdEr & sCuLlY rEpReSeNt~*~*

comicsodissey:

Resumen exhaustivo de Crepusculo

comicsodissey:

Resumen exhaustivo de Crepusculo

Friend: What is Kingdom Hearts about?
Me: Everyone has their own theory

the-lostcity:

Farscape or should I call it The John and Aeryn dramatically fall on top of each other show