THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
{ Team StarKid }

Do the tides command this ship?

The truth is out there.

I don't want to hurt you, but I will if I have to.

That's no moon, it's a space station.

We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

To define is to limit.

I called him a miserable old fool.

I have many skills.

She must suffer to her last breath.

I have abandoned my child.

Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever.

The Force is strong with this one.

Well, I think you all look perfect.

Sure. Fine. Whatever.

Groovy.

Wiggle your big toe.

I have plenty of theories.

To protect the world from devastation.

Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.

You know much that is hidden oh Tim.

Better call Saul.

Mulder, it's me.

The sad truth is the truth is sad.

I owe you a bushel of apples.

I'll swallow your soul.

Three very short men were carrying a large, flat piece of wood, painted to look like a living room.

Deny everything.

You can't stop the signal, Mal.

We're here. We're queer. We want to get married on the ocean.

I could be wrong but I believe Diversity is an old, old wooden ship used during the civil war era.

Dude, I gotta go Disco.

I've just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead in thirty seconds.

The world is quiet here.

Got it memorized?

sdzoo:

Two 14-week-old clouded leopard cubs, Riki-san and Haui-san, were spotted pouncing, climbing and using each other as trampolines in the Children’s Zoo nursery this week. The cubs arrived earlier this week from the Nashville Zoo at Grassmere, where a very successful breeding program has helped to increase the population of this critically endangered species.

truthwillsaveyou:

could you imagine if gillian anderson actually gave a shit

truthwillsaveyou:

could you imagine if gillian anderson actually gave a shit

(Source: kayleesfrye)

thedeaditeslayer:

Happy Birthday Theodore Raimi (December 14th, 1965)

“I think that if you have comedy with action or horror, you get the message across much faster as a point that you’re trying to get made in any story. It’s just a hell of a lot of fun to watch. We’re so inundated by violence that if you have comedy in it, people will now watch it you know because you have a whole new element now tossed into it, you know. Heads lopped off can be funny.”

tip yo waitress

(Source: patron-saint-of-the-denial)