THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
{ Team StarKid }

Do the tides command this ship?

The truth is out there.

I don't want to hurt you, but I will if I have to.

That's no moon, it's a space station.

We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

To define is to limit.

I called him a miserable old fool.

I have many skills.

She must suffer to her last breath.

I have abandoned my child.

Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever.

The Force is strong with this one.

Well, I think you all look perfect.

Sure. Fine. Whatever.

Groovy.

Wiggle your big toe.

I have plenty of theories.

To protect the world from devastation.

Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.

You know much that is hidden oh Tim.

Better call Saul.

Mulder, it's me.

The sad truth is the truth is sad.

I owe you a bushel of apples.

I'll swallow your soul.

Three very short men were carrying a large, flat piece of wood, painted to look like a living room.

Deny everything.

You can't stop the signal, Mal.

We're here. We're queer. We want to get married on the ocean.

I could be wrong but I believe Diversity is an old, old wooden ship used during the civil war era.

Dude, I gotta go Disco.

I've just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead in thirty seconds.

The world is quiet here.

Got it memorized?

neilflamingoart:

vbartilucci:

It’s one thing to have a meme happen…it’s another to TELL people about it.

I … love this more than words can describe. 

neilflamingoart:

vbartilucci:

It’s one thing to have a meme happen…it’s another to TELL people about it.

I … love this more than words can describe. 

sydney-sing:

neonotter:

mamamantis:

just a casual reminder that mitt romney believes that rapists should have parental rights over children resulting from the rape they committed

there is literally no fucking reason for any of you to ever want this person to be in any kind of authority position

ever

if mitt romney wins everyone can come and live under my bed in canada. 

offer accepted

what the fuck is wrong with you

what the fuck is wrong with you

The Underrated Disney Ladies

(Source: disneyjp)

the-nouvelle:

soycrates:

everythingiscurious:

Deep in the Costa Rican jungle, a fisherman named Chito discovered a crocodile that had been shot in the eye by a cattle farmer and left for dead. Chito was able to drag the massive reptile into his boat and brought him to his home, where he stayed by his side for months, nursing him back to health.He named the croc Pocho. “I stayed by Pocho’s side while he was ill, sleeping next to him at night. I just wanted him to feel that somebody loved him, that not all humans are bad.” said Chito, ““It meant a lot of sacrifice. I had to be there every day. I love all animals – especially ones that have suffered.”The day finally came when Pocho was strong enough to go back into the wild. Chito took him to a lake near his house and released him, but the animal simply got back out of the water and followed him home.“Then I found out that when I called his name he would come over to me.” says Chito. The fisherman has been hesitant to tell his story, even though 20 years have passed since he first rescued Pocho.Pocho is roughly 5.18 meters (17 feet) long. He and Chito play, wrestle and hug on a daily basis. That bond, Chito said, took years to forge.“After a decade I started to work with him.”, says Chito casually, “At first it was slow, slow. I played with him a bit, slowly doing more.”Chito has told his story now only to raise awareness of the cruelty that can be done to animals, and the difference that affection and treating other rightly can make.“He’s my friend, I don’t want to treat him like a slave or exploit him.” said Chito, “I am happy because I rescued him and he is happy with me because he has everything he needs.”

the-nouvelle:

soycrates:

everythingiscurious:


Deep in the Costa Rican jungle, a fisherman named Chito discovered a crocodile that had been shot in the eye by a cattle farmer and left for dead. Chito was able to drag the massive reptile into his boat and brought him to his home, where he stayed by his side for months, nursing him back to health.

He named the croc Pocho. “I stayed by Pocho’s side while he was ill, sleeping next to him at night. I just wanted him to feel that somebody loved him, that not all humans are bad.” said Chito, ““It meant a lot of sacrifice. I had to be there every day. I love all animals – especially ones that have suffered.”

The day finally came when Pocho was strong enough to go back into the wild. Chito took him to a lake near his house and released him, but the animal simply got back out of the water and followed him home.

“Then I found out that when I called his name he would come over to me.” says Chito. The fisherman has been hesitant to tell his story, even though 20 years have passed since he first rescued Pocho.

Pocho is roughly 5.18 meters (17 feet) long. He and Chito play, wrestle and hug on a daily basis. That bond, Chito said, took years to forge.

“After a decade I started to work with him.”, says Chito casually, “At first it was slow, slow. I played with him a bit, slowly doing more.”

Chito has told his story now only to raise awareness of the cruelty that can be done to animals, and the difference that affection and treating other rightly can make.

“He’s my friend, I don’t want to treat him like a slave or exploit him.” said Chito, “I am happy because I rescued him and he is happy with me because he has everything he needs.”