THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
{ Team StarKid }

Do the tides command this ship?

The truth is out there.

I don't want to hurt you, but I will if I have to.

That's no moon, it's a space station.

We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

To define is to limit.

I called him a miserable old fool.

I have many skills.

She must suffer to her last breath.

I have abandoned my child.

Her skeleton will lie in the chamber forever.

The Force is strong with this one.

Well, I think you all look perfect.

Sure. Fine. Whatever.

Groovy.

Wiggle your big toe.

I have plenty of theories.

To protect the world from devastation.

Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.

You know much that is hidden oh Tim.

Better call Saul.

Mulder, it's me.

The sad truth is the truth is sad.

I owe you a bushel of apples.

I'll swallow your soul.

Three very short men were carrying a large, flat piece of wood, painted to look like a living room.

Deny everything.

You can't stop the signal, Mal.

We're here. We're queer. We want to get married on the ocean.

I could be wrong but I believe Diversity is an old, old wooden ship used during the civil war era.

Dude, I gotta go Disco.

I've just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead in thirty seconds.

The world is quiet here.

Got it memorized?

What are you, darling.Where’s your costume.

(Source: kimlennox)

kittea-cat:

zoearcher:

What I always enjoyed about Morticia and Gomez was how they made no secret that they passionately loved each other. We get so used to seeing depictions (on television especially) of married couples in continual states of contention—belittling one another, falling into the wife/mother-husband/child trope, and generally disrespecting each other, which made me wonder why they even bothered marrying in the first place.

But Gomez and Morticia never lose their desire and respect for each other. Is it because they’re “weird” that it’s acceptable to depict married life so positively? Or are they “strange” because, after three children and a lifetime together, they still adore each other? I know no marriage is perfect, but wouldn’t it be nice if the media portrayed marriage as more than a continuous state of exasperation and anger? Maybe that’s why romance novelists and romance novel readers are so embattled: because we dare to believe in love. 

“How long has it been since we waltzed?”

“Hours.”

(Source: indigoisbetter)

The Addams Family (1991)

(Source: speakless)